Ten reasons why it's acceptable to drink the grapey stuff on a week night.
One: You've had a really great day and want to celebrate
Two: You've had a really rubbish day and need to numb the pain
Three: It's a Monday and you got through it
Four: It's a Tuesday and you got out of bed early again
Five: It's a Wednesday and you've reached the midweek
Six: It's a Thursday and you have nearly reached the weekend
Seven: It's a Friday so it would be rude not to
Eight: You got promoted
Nine: You got demoted
Ten: It was a dull day so you need to liven it up
Take your pick, any of them will suffice.
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